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cutietips:

This blog is for anyone interested in daily make up advice. 

cutietips:

This blog is for anyone interested in daily make up advice. 

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look ridiculous!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

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why do you constantly use british spellings and words its so fucking annoying when american people 'pretend to be british' just shut the fuck up
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To you, and you and you, and you and you. To people living with, living withliving with not dying from disease!

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nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

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niyacrossing:

jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my entire life

niyacrossing:

jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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audreyii-fic:

geekmehard:

Redtube?! Lmao

Okay but can we just stop for a moment and contemplate Steve reading Fifty Shades of Grey

"Agent Romanov? What is husky fudge caramel? …and why are you giving me that look?”

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favorite movies list » Easy A (2010, Comedy | Romance)

Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.
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I HAVE 583 BOOKMARKS IN 58 FOLDERS I CHALLENGE ANYONE ELSE TO FIND OUT THEY HAVE MORE THAN ME

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