I think the fact that within Hogwarts there’s a lot of distaste for Slytherin and Hufflepuff shows some interesting insight into the wizarding community. Like, Hufflepuff represents hard work and fairness, right? But there’s the idea that Hufflepuffs are losers, sort of the…
a mix for when two (or more?) giggly happy teenagers are in love and finally alone
Of the Night - Bastille | Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? - Arctic Monkeys | Let’s fall In Love - Mother Mother | Just a Little Bit - Kids of 88 | Downtown - Icona Pop | Hurricane - P!AtD | All Night (Dilemmachine Remix) - Icona Pop | Nicotine - P!AtD | Flesh (Future Freestyle Remix) - Simon Curtis | Sex - The 1975 | R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys | Heart Out - The 1975 | Haven’t Had Enough - Marianas Trench
Andy you had one job
fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up
A POWERPOINT BY ME
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.